I think I'm a clutz

I need insurance for myself.

My hubby has kindly pointed out the other day that I break everything. Case in point the other night at Mums - I broke the 6 month old ice-cream scoop!! I knew I was a little clumsy, but seriously????

Over the last couple of years:

- Kitchenaid

- ice-machine in the fridge

- on/off button on the dishwasher twice (though I give this one to the kids! lucky it was under warranty)

- the top-up valve on the (3 year old) water tanks twice

- my mobile phone - now won't send messages reliably, the music player cuts out about 10 times every hour (I use it 2-3 times a week for walking)

- my car twice (turbo unit + some other issue)

- SLR digital camera a few year ago (well, I did DROP it)

- weather station (a gift 3 years ago, it still has yet to work properly)

- washing machine three times

- Dyson - the motor head for it, plus the 'lifetime' filters x 2

- food processor, I broke the lid and had to replace it

And I'm sure they is more. They're mostly electronic devices, but doesn't include all the clothes I've destroyed by accident.

Oh dear.